O-matic Celebrity Snowboard

If you consistently wake up with random panties and empty Champagne bottles strewn around the crib, then the O-Matic Celebrity Snowboard is the choice for you. Louie Vito kills it on this twin-tip freestyle ride, which features O-Matics famous DUALSLANT sidewalls, a tri-axial fiberglass laminate for strength, and the XBEAM carbon & Kevlar laminates to make your shit pop and respond like an Iberian Girl. The Celebritys TRIRADIAL sidecut might not upload underground sex videos onto the Internet, but damn it helps you turn tricks and pump through transitions like a Hollywood hustler.